I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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