i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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