Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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