I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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