Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
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I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
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Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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