there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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