so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
God I need to hump something, right now.
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