She said her name was "party"
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
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So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
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At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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