I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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