Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
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I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Text me some of your sweat
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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