my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
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I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
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Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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