So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
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My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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