Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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