She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
You can't motorboat a personality
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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