talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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