I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
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he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
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I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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