question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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