I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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