You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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