i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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