Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
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