covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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