SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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