Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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