Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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