i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
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you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
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I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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