Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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