he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
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i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
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Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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