I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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