How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
