Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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