Dual....:-)
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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