Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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