Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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