Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
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So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
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just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
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