I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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