she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
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as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
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YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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