he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
operation harelip BJ is a go
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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