dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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