He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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