so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
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Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
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We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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