I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
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Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
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He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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