Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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