I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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