Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
please don't ironically join a cult
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