Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
How external is "for external use only"?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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