Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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