:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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