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i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
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then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
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Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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