My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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