forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
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well he's currently spooning the coffee table
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
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Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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