the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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