just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
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You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
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Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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