so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
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