My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
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I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
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Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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