Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
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