I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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