I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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