I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
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i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
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He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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